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24/12/2010
by Der Heckler
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My Christmas Presents to the World of Football

It’s been a tough year, you know. We’re hardly out of the recession and yet here I am, packing your socks with gifts once more. No I’m not the one with a reindeer – I turn up your drive with … Continue reading

04/10/2010
by Der Heckler
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What’s Troublin’ You, Faceman?

There’s a strange affliction, a sort of psychosis, that is persecuting Inter right now. Results aside, the loss of esteemed traitor Jose Mourinho has opened a series of gaping holes within the club structure. In one fell swoop, they lost … Continue reading

26/09/2010
by Der Heckler
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Petulant Tw@ts in Football – 01

This is the first of a new series of football related blogs I’m writing for and behalf of, and possibly in conjunction with, the nice people at footballxs.com. I will therefore be writing some of my most politically correct, swearword … Continue reading

23/08/2010
by Der Heckler
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Say It Isn’t So. Please.

How will I live through this season if it happens? I can hardly face the prospect of sitting down on the sofa, opposite side to my father, and watch the game in damn peace. My father will, rightfully, take the … Continue reading