Wayne Flask

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19/11/2010
by Der Heckler
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Sweat, Thrills and Bellyaches: The Milan Derby

To begin with, I owe all you Inter fans a “heartfelt” apology. Or rather, no, let’s not start off with a lie. I’m not even dreaming of apologising. The account below might offend some of you so read at own risk. I’m willing to take anything you want to post: insults, statistics, death threats, the like. Continue reading

04/10/2010
by Der Heckler
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What’s Troublin’ You, Faceman?

There’s a strange affliction, a sort of psychosis, that is persecuting Inter right now. Results aside, the loss of esteemed traitor Jose Mourinho has opened a series of gaping holes within the club structure. In one fell swoop, they lost … Continue reading

23/08/2010
by Der Heckler
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Say It Isn’t So. Please.

How will I live through this season if it happens? I can hardly face the prospect of sitting down on the sofa, opposite side to my father, and watch the game in damn peace. My father will, rightfully, take the … Continue reading