Thursday, August 07, 2008

Dry County

L-artiklu oriġinali li ktibt u mbagħad qassart sabiex deher fuq it-Times tal-Ħamis, 7 ta' Awissu, u li tista' ssib billi ssegwi dan il-link.

Josie Muscat (Promises on Marsascala, 30th July) has finally woken up to smell the ‘morning coffee’.

Residents of Marsascala have had to put up with an acrid aroma for the last ten years or so, although this odour is only partly generated by the monument donated to the people of Marsascala by Wasteserv. Or as the leaflets refer to it, the Waste Treatment Plant.

Says Dr Muscat in his letter, “one day this nation will finally wake up to the fact that electoral manifestos have become highly imaginative exercises.” So far so good, weren’t it for the following assertion, “that is why they say a nation gets the government it deserves”.

Now, I hope this credo does not apply to local government, because I would wonder where the people of Marsascala have got it so drastically wrong to deserve such a lethargic local council.

Dr Muscat was elected to the council after an encouraging, visionary campaign. But as time passed, it seemed Dr Muscat was busier planning refugee airlifts to Brussels and making other imaginative exercises, such as shutting down the Waste Treatment Plant.

After a long, deafening silence, he has now decided to speak out, but he has only touched a small part of the big sore that afflicts our town.

For years, we have been witnessing the slow decay of this tranquil little seaside village. I am frankly surprised that very few people have had the gall to speak out, aside from some resident association or other, who, without political backing, found the struggle uphill. Some issues are taken for granted, I suspect.

For example, there is not a single decent road leading to Marsascala. The bypass leading from Zabbar, built by some engineering genius in the eighties, is in a horrific state, comparable to a desert track in the Malian desert. True, there are (were?) government funds allotted to the renovation of this primary artery. To drive the point home, ADT set up a billboard along this road. This has stood there for more than a year, so much that the colour of the print has faded from white into a sickly yellow. The billboard itself is bent forwards, the structure unable to bear the weight of that forgotten promise.

As time went by, most of us have given up our vehicles in favour of camels, as the lethargy seems to spread to neighbouring villages: from Marsascala to tal-Barrani, passing from Zabbar (especially the notorius Triq tac-Cawsli) and Bulebel, all passages are one lane roads with a host of craters. Overtaking is unthinkable, alternative routes are no option either.

This, Josie, is how we go to work every single morning. Try asking the commuters from Marsascala, Zabbar, Cottonera, who drudge through this frustration, rain or shine, from 6.30am onwards.

Which brings me to the once thorny issue of morning coffee and the Waste Treatment Plant. Some arguments presented by authorities to us residents simply defy logic. Quoting from an interview with Wasteserv’s CEO, Vince Magri to a local newspaper in 2005:

“As for the increased volume of traffic that will be passing through Marsaskala and other localities in the vicinity, Magri argues the impact would be negligible.”

"There is a misconception. If 200,000 tonnes of waste were to be transferred to Marsaskala, traffic would increase by around three per cent. With only 71,000 tonnes being transferred to Marsaskala the impact of traffic is expected to be much less."

Mr Magri conveniently forgot that traffic volume and congestion are not the same issue. From Tal-Barrani to Marsascala via Bulebel and Zabbar, a single truck takes more time than a Sherman tank to roll through this magnificent network of roads, and with a host of traffic lights and craters to dribble, the congestion is unbearable. Try sticking behind a refuse truck from Bulebel to Marsascala. You will notice the misconception, dear Mr Magri, fails to appear to us common mortals who drive to and from Marsascala everyday, hardly hitting third gear before we get to Marsa. So much for your maths!

In all of this, local councils and political parties seem to be hand in glove. Perhaps our mayor, Mario Calleja, can take time off glorifying himself on One News for mediating petty squabbles between the parish priest and the restaurant association on some outdoor concert, and concentrate on the serious issues.

I will never forget the day when Carmel Cacopardo, an unknown AD candidate this side of the island, held a tiny press conference at the entrance of the Waste Treatment Plant, amidst the din of trucks passing us by. Seemingly, there was a host of irregularities during the process for the plant’s expansion.

Where was Mario Calleja, that afternoon, was he too busy watching the demarcation line set by his party? Where was Josie Muscat, was he too afraid of being seen with the green liberal enemy? Where was the Malta Labour Party, who enjoys the lion’s share of votes in the area, yet consistently fails to stick up for the constituents? Where was the new generation of Nationalist environmentalists?

Chastising Carmel Cacopardo for unethical behaviour was akin to telling residents that they were eavesdropping top secret government business, and that really, all the infractions in the Sant’Antnin application process are just a secondary issue brought up by vote-craving greenies.

The politicians’ unflinching commitment to us residents is there for all to see.

But, as I said, Sant’Antnin is not the only scourge. The closing down of Jerma spelt the death knell not just to a hotel, but to a landmark of Marsascala.

Mario Calleja once had a vision to transform Marsascala in a Portofino of sorts, as he had spelled out in one his mailouts before the last local elections. I am still looking for the Portofino, but all I can find are potholes, cranes, trucks, and a general shabbiness all round. Nor has the fishfarms issue been resolved.

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I much welcomed the initiative to reform local councils by 2015, and the invitation to suggest changes. I will make my primary suggestions public, if you don’t mind.

First of all: do away with political parties contesting the elections. We already have a fair share of the parties’ shenanigans at a national level. I fail to understand the merits of creating local governance only to allow party polarisation to interfere in daily, local issues. My second proposition: encourage neighbourhood associations and NGO’s to take part in local governance.

Someone has finally taken notice, at last, and like most others I feel better about the Fondazzjoni Wirt Artna taking over at Fort St Thomas.

That said, Marsascala desperately needs a facelift.

Yes Josie, it stinks indeed, and not just for the tourists. The residents can smell the acidic odour too, from miles away, and it has very little to do with the EU funded treatment plant. It’s the smell of lethargy, incompetence, and political opportunism that irks us.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Frans

It-triq lejn Wied il-Għajn kollha skossi. Malli taqbeż il-Marsa, u tibda bil-mod it-telgħa ta' l-Addolorata li tagħti għal Santa Luċija, tibda tinduna li qiegħed fin-nofsinhar ta' Malta. It-toroq jidjiequ, is-sewwieqa jibdew jerfgħu saqajhom minn fuq il-pedala l-kbira, ġieli anke jserrpu l'hinn u l'hawn donnhom iridu jħabbtuk. Kultant jhedduk xi ftit sakemm qed taqbiżhom, billi jiżfnu fuq il-linja l-bajda li tgħaddi minn nofs it-triq. Ħafna oħrajn għandhom il-vizzju tas-sewwieqa taċ-ċentru u tramuntana ta' Malta. Jintefgħulek fil-korsija tal-lemin u jżommu warajhom it-traffiku kollu. Ikollok aptit tinżel toffendihom bil-pudur, kif iħobb jgħid sieħbi Pawlu mill-Mosta.

Ilbieraħ flok komplejt minn tal-Barrani lejn iż-Żejtun, fettilli ngħaddi mit-triq li twasslek minn Bulebel għal Ħaż-Żabbar. Għamilt ċuċata, avolja kienet għall-bżonn. Din l-imbierka triq jgħaddu minnha l-vetturi tqal kollha li neżlin jew lejn il-post fejn ser titla' Smartcity, jew lejn il-monument lir-residenti ta' Wied il-Għajn, il-premju għall-isfortuna, l-Impjant tar-Riċiklaġġ (darba tawni dokument tal-Wasteserv biex naqilbu għall-Malti. Fih, biex idaħħku, kitbu li kulma kien ser jiżdied it-traffiku kien 0.1%. Ma kkalkulawx, iżda, li scammel mhux faċli taqbżu fi triq b'korsija waħda, u scammel normalment ikun għaddej tlikki. Iżda l-kuxjenza tagħhom nadifa, tant li għamlu kollox mingħajr EIA, iżda ma ġara xejn; bih konna, bih bqajna).

Domt kwarta biex għaddejt mit-triq li ġġonġi Bulebel ma' Ħaż-Żabbar. U ħames minuti oħra biex nagħmel mitt metru bejn pompa tal-petrol u oħra. Mhux ta' b'xejn il-petrol jinżel qisu ma nafx xiex.

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Sibt naqa serħan mill-pressjoni kontinwa ta' klaċċ u brejk fi triq li tiġri ma' ġenb l-iskola ta' Ħaż-Żabbar. Daħħalt it-third għall-ewwel darba f'nofsiegħa. Mhux qed nezaġerahom, tafux.

U malajr kelli nżomm brejk għax minn fuq zebra crossing, mistoħbija wara karozza mimlija sadid li Alla biss jaf kemm rat iljieli imwaħħla fl-istess post, bdiet taqsam it-triq xwejħa li għadha fuq tagħha mhux ħażin. Għaraftha. Kienet Mary. Fiż-żmien kont ngħajtilha in-Nanna Mary.

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Meta kont tfajjel, b'ħafna aktar xagħar u ħafna inqas ċiniżmu, il-lista ta' zijiet u nanniet kien fiha mhux ħażin. Il-ġirien kienu zijiet; Melda, ħabiba t'ommi, ġieli kellha t-titlu ta' Nanna. L-istess it-tabib tal-familja li sa llum kultant għadna ngħidulu Uncle għax insibuha bi tqila li tabib ngħajtulu b'ismu. Saħansitra Fredu, il-purtinar ta' l-iskola ta' Wied il-Għajn, u Rożi, li ma nafx x'funzjoni kellha iżda dejjem kienet tkun fil-bini tal-Primarja Sant'Anna, kellhom titlu ta' Nannu u Nanna.

Illum, dan jidher bħala affett żejjed, iżda fid-dinja tat-tfulija l-kunċetti ta' riservatezza u distakk, b'xorti tajba, kienu għadhom ma daħlux.

Mary kienet 'Nanna', ukoll. Anke jekk ma kienx hemm demm komuni, kien hemm forma ta' parentela u numru ta' siegħat li għaddejt taħt il-protezzjoni tagħha sabiex il-Matrijarka tal-Flask tagħtiha dan it-titlu.

Frans, ir-raġel ta' Mary, kien raġel kwiet u twajjeb. Kellu sebat' ibniet waħda aktar storbjuża mill-oħra, u tifel wieħed, twil, kwiet u ta' l-affari tiegħu. Frans kien nannu, tad-demm, ta' ruxxmata neputijiet. Peress li skond iz-zokk il-fergħa, tistgħu timmaġinaw il-kakofonija li kien ikun hemm id-dar fil-festa ta' Ħaż-Żabbar, li kultant aħna, stranġieri mill-art ta' Wied il-Għajn, konna nżuru. Imqar biex naraw it-tfigħ tal-fliexken bejn iż-żewġ każini tal-Bajda u tal-Baqra (jew tal-Ħodor u tal-Blu, għax fil-Bibbja hemm miktub ċar b'ittri kubitali u b'linja taħtha, li San Mikiel u l-Madonna kien ikollhom argumenti kbar bejniethom). Minn dawn in-neputijiet niftakar l-oħxon u l-irqiq, id-dimonju ż-żgħir u kuġintu (donnhom Batman u Catwoman), iż-żewġ tfajliet fitti, puntiljużi u ċrieċer. Fost ħafna oħrajn li bħalissa mhux qed niftakar għax m'humiex neċessarjament utli, la fit-trama ta' ħajti u wisq anqas ta' dan il-blog.

Frans, bħal Siro, l-uniku tifel tat-tieni ġenerazzjoni, kien twajjeb u kwiet. Fis-sajf ġieli kien jinżel Wied il-Għajn, fejn kont inqatta l-vaganzi ma' nannti tad-demm, u kont ngħaddi taħt il-kustodja ta' Frans, u mmorru nistadu. Jew aħjar, Frans kien jistad u jien kont noqgħod indur u nagħqad warajh fuq il-biċċa siment li kien hemm fil-post magħruf bħala s-Siberja. Kultant kont nistaqsih xi mistoqsija, ninsa t-tweġiba, u kien jerġa jtennili kollox b'paċenzja kbira.

Darba qabad ħuta daqshiex. "Tmisshiex dik, għax tniggeż," widdibni Frans.

Pront pront tawwalt idejja u missejtha. U kienet tniggeż tassew.

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Mary qasmet bil-kwiet lejn in-naħa tat-triq fejn hemm dak li darba kien ħanut tal-ġugarelli. M'għarfitnix, u ma stennejtx li tiftakarni anqas.

Frans miet, kont għadni żgħir ħafna meta miet. Meta kien jeħodni jistad kien diġa marid.

Miegħu telqu ħafna wċuħ u ilħna minn tfuliti, li minnhom fadal biss xi ritratt f'xi frame fuq xi kommodina antika u umda. Xi wħud minnhom ma ħallew lil ħadd f'din id-dinja u għaddew għal "ħajja aħjar" fil-ħemda. Bħal Patri Klement, u Fredu l-purtinar. Jew Rożu tal-klieb u l-Konsu li kien jiġbor il-fliexken mix-xatt u jmur isarrafhom għand Charlo.

L-aħħar dehra, dik tan-nannu Twanny u d-daħka tiegħu, u hu miexi lejn il-ġardina, iressaq b'saqajh tal-lemin lill-qattusa minn fuq it-tapit sabiex ikun jista' joħroġ.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Għalik (Marsascala 90210)

B'apoloġija lil Lorenzo Cherubini. Qomt dalgħodu u ħarist mit-tieqa, ma stajtx nagħmel mod ieħor. Issa jekk trid tpattihieli, għandek elf raġun...

Huwa għalik, it-tvenvin tal-makkinarju
Storbju t'Alla qabel tqum

Huwa għalik, xaħx u torba kullimkien
Ħġieġ iterter ma' kull skoss
Hija għalik, festa pubblika fej qomt kmieni
bil-jackhammer flok bl-alarm

Huwa għalik, dan l-uġigħ ta' ras mill-kbar
Qum minn hemm, mur ħu kafe

Huwa għalik, it-twerżiq ta' filgħaxija
Tal-ġirien li qed jitmasħnu
Huma għalik l-aħbarijiet tas-Super One
Tombla, Bomba u Xarabank
Huwa għalik il-ħorn tal-vann tal-ħobż
Dak li jqajjem il-mejtin
Huwa għalik meta jiġi dak tal-ħut
Jew meta jgħaddi tal-mutur

Huwa għalik, il-mistrieħ waranofsinhar
Wara xi jum taħdem daqs bagħal

Hija għalik għodwa oħra mingħajr dawl
Addio fann u microwave
Huma għalik il-klieb jinbħu fil-garaxx
kull darba li jilmħu xi insett
Huwa għalik stereo tal-FIAT 500
Miftuħ kollu taħt it-tieqa
Huma għalik il-ħaddiema jidgħu b'Alla
waqt is-siegħa tal-cartoons

Hija tiegħek, il-korla, l-fixla, d-disprament
Hija għalik dis-sinfonija
Minn Jannar sa tmiem Diċembru


Din għalik minn x'ħin jidden is-serduk
Hi Triq Beirut, ġo Wied il-Għajn

Monday, May 26, 2008

Lil John Terry

Nifhmek, jiddispjaċik.

Jien niddejjaq nitlef il-penalties fil-5-a-side ta' nhar ta' Tnejn, tlift wieħed xi sentejn ilu u qatt ma tħajjart nagħmel wiċċi biex nixxutjah jien minn dakinhar.

Naturalment, jekk qed titħallas il-belli liri li taqilgħu int u l-kollegi tal-futbol Ingliż, u fuq dahrek qed issostni t-tamiet ta' eluf ta' nies mhux biss f'Londra iżda fid-dinja kollha - trid u ma tridx, dak il-penalty huwa responsabbilta' li jkollok tpoġġi fuq dahrek.

U dik il-faxxa li għandek marbuta ma' idejk, cap'n, titqal b'piż ieħor.

Jien inżomm ma' l-Arsenal. Is-snobs ta' Chelsea, tal-punent ta' Londra, ma tantx inniżżilhom. Bħal ma nniżżilx lil dawk ta' Manchester, tal-United prinċipalment, is-City inżomm magħhom fi żmien id-derby biss. Iżda dik il-finali rajtha xorta, bħala spettatur mhux daqshekk interessat, anke għax kulma seta jikkompeti kien CSI fuq l-Italia 1, u dak xi darba nistgħu nġibuh DVD.

Ma ħadtx gost nara lil Ferdinand jerfa' it-tazza. Suppost kellek terfagħha int, għallinqas skond dawk li jemmnu fil-ġustizzja. Dik iż-żelqa ma kellekx xi tridha, jew aħjar, ix-xitan reġa deffes denbu fl-aktar mument li fih seta baqa d-dar quddiem it-TV bħalma konna aħna lkoll.

Iddispjaċieni, nara lis-sinjorina Ronaldo bit-tazza f'idha, wara logħba mimsusa b'dribblings arroganti, waqgħat fil-vojt li anqas Maggie tas-Simpsons m'hi kapaċi taqa', u penalty mogħti bl-istess pass ta' xwejjaħ qed jissara biex jitla' fuq karozza tal-linja Maltija, dawk bl-istaffa għolja.

Nifhmek, jiddispjaċik.

Jibqa' il-fatt li fl-Ingilterra, players tal-grinta ta' Terry ftit ser issib. U mhux fl-Ingilterra biss. Meta nsemmi lil Terry qed inpoġġieħ fil-keffa ta' nies li jagħtu kollox għall-klabb tagħhom, għas-supporters, u li għal ebda raġuni m'huma ser jitilqu biex jilagħbu x'imkien ieħor. Il-keffa ta' Maldini, Totti, Franco Baresi, Tony Adams, Gerrard, nistgħu ngħidu Del Piero wkoll.

U daqs kemm tħassart lilek, JT, tħassart lil Avram Grant.

Fi żmien li kienu jilagħbu Van Basten u Rijkaard, coach li jiġi t-tieni fil-kampjonat u f'żewġ tazzi oħra ma kienx jitkeċċa fl-aħħar tas-sena. Anzi kienu jiċċelebraw. Sacchi kien se jwaqqagħna għan-nejk dak iż-żmien u Berlusconi żammu xorta - u ġiet xita ta' tazzi.

Illum le. Kollox mill-ħaġra għat-tajn. Mourinho jitkeċċa wara xahar u nofs minn staġun ġdida. Jidħol floki coach Lhudi ħabib ta' president Russu, bla esperjenza ta' xejn iwassal team għall-finali tac-Champions League u kważi jirbaħha. Jasal it-tieni fil-kampjonat u jibqgħu jissaraw mal-Manchester United sa l-aħħar logħba. Minn dalgħodu, Avram Grant qed jirreġistra l-ETC.

Mancini, coach antipatku u arroganti, li rebbaħ league (tnejn) lill-Inter wara nuqqas ta' kważi tmintax-il sena (minn żmien Klinsmann). Dil-ġimgħa hemm imnejn jitlef xogħlu. U oħrajn taħt pressjoni kbira: Rijkaard. Schuster rebaħ league iżda ħadd ma jridu.

Ms Ronaldo sadattant qed tħares lejn ħamsin miljun ewro biex titlaq il-Manchester United u tmur mar-Real Madrid. L-Inter iridu jixtru lil kulħadd. Il-Milan iridu lil Ronaldinho u ma jafux x'se jagħmlu bih. Hleb irid jitlaq b'xejn mit-team li għamlu nies.

U le. Tuni lura l-football taż-żmien. Tuni l-goals ta' Massaro u l-akrobaziji ta' Van Basten f'Goteborg. Tuni lil Careca u Maradona, lil Aldair u Sebino Nela, lil Seaman, Dixon, Adams, Bould u Winterburn. Is-saves ta' Schmeichel u d-Danimarka li tirbaħ il-kampjonati ewropej.

Illum we got Cesc Fabregas u kif qal Gonzi (Adidas??) Impossible is Nothing. Imbagħad Take it to the Next Level.

Qażżiżtu kull m'hawn.

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